There's a version of this story in which Ana dies and Christian, wracked with guilt and pain, uses his fortune to become Batman. Why? I'm having trouble reconciling this.Ģ6. The strangest thing, though, is that they bandage it over her hair. When we see Ana get wheeled into surgery (for being kicked?), they also bandage her head because, I guess, she hit her head on the ground. As Ana calls Christian out for his immaturity while putting on her stockings and boots, but all I can think is, Great boots. Rita Ora and Ana's one guy friend, José (who has maybe one line in this movie), play chess on the plane back from Aspen. Oh, and now I want a wand that makes your hair do that wavy-curly thing her hair does! Where can I get something like that?Ģ3. It makes me want to invest in a lot of expensive sheer stockings and a watch with no numbers on the face. When Ana is dressing down that same architect, she calls the woman's car 'shit-colored.' It's out of character, but is this Ana's best burn in the series?ġ2.

When we meet the architect Gia Matteo, who will be renovating their big house, she takes Christian by the arm and purrs, 'That GQ profile on you? I love…what you're doing in Africa.' What is he doing in Africa?ġ1. Ana never works, so…how did she get a promotion?ġ0. Ana's coworker Liz informs her that she got a promotion while she was on her honeymoon, to which Ana responds, 'I got a promotion?' Liz replies with 'And you weren't even here.' Liz makes a good point.

So she responds to Ana's request that they find someplace for Sawyer to sit by saying, 'I might have an opening.' I would 100 percent watch a rom-com spin-off about the sexy adventures of Hanna and Sawyer. Hanna, Ana's unabashedly horny assistant, is hot for Ana's (very attractive) bodyguard Sawyer. What would happen if he just, like, chilled for a minute?Ĩ. Why? I assume this is a thing from the books, but they never say in the movie.ħ.Oh my God, we get it: Christian is possessive and controlling. Christian braids Ana's hair before they bang.

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